I favor same-sex marriage for heterosexuals. I could marry an old college buddy, reap the concomitant tax and insurance benefits, even as we encourage each other to cheat. That's what the guest room would be for: doing the wild thing with winsome women. My husband and I would enjoy a loving, platonic relationship. I'm sure we could raise healthy children in this environment.

I can't believe society continues to discriminate against heterosexual same-sex marriage! How hateful, vile, bigoted, benighted and medieval! Society sucks! Think of all the screw-up kids raised by heterosexual opposite-sex parents! Could heterosexual same-sex parents do any worse?