Saturday, June 24, 2017

The Divine Right of Rights

Rights believers claim the divine right to rule others. They call their divine right to rule others reason, not religion, but they take a theological position just the same.

People can and do give authority they don't have. That's why the French Revolutionaries and Bolsheviks employed agents with guns. They had to force people espousing the old-time religion to obey their new and improved version.

Religion has to do with ultimacy. The anti-Sky Wizard position on ultimacy is more prone to fanaticism and violence than the pro-Sky Wizard position.

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Trinity Sunday Epistle

The translation to the epistle to today's Traditional Latin Mass follows. If you crave rationality, replace the word preceding the bracketed term with the bracketed term. Revel in your Anti-Sky Wizard Sky Wizardry!
33 O the depth of the riches of the wisdom and of the knowledge of God [Free-Floating Abstraction Called Rights]! How incomprehensible are His [Its] judgments, and how unsearchable His [Its] ways!
34 For who hath known the mind of the Lord [Free Floating Abstraction Called Rights]? Or who hath been His [Its] counselor?
35 Or who hath first given to Him [It], and recompense shall be made Him [It]?
36 For of Him [It], and by Him [It], and in Him [It], are all things: to Him [It] be glory for ever. Amen.
Romans 11:33-36

Wednesday, June 07, 2017

A Right To Trespass?

The trespassitarian argument summarized:

If the people in a town are taxed to pay for roads, the best way to redress that theft is for the town to engage in additional theft to subsidize the migration of angry, alien hordes into the town to prove to the vice-signalers that the commons belongs to people who didn't pay for the roads every bit as much as it does to those who did.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Stalin Was Literally Hitler

Stalin was literally Hitler. Until Hitler invaded Poland. Then Stalin became virtually Hitler.
Virtual Hitler is milder than Literal Hitler. So Churchill and FDR forged an alliance with Stalin. Even though Stalin had also invaded Poland.
World War II was the Good War. You just have to know how to keep score.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Do Not Freely Follow Christ

Do not freely follow your own messiah.
Do not freely follow your own guru.
Do not freely follow your own pope.
Do not freely follow your own employer.
Do not freely follow your own patriarch.
Do not freely follow your own poet.
Do not freely follow your own pastor.
Do not freely follow your own artist.
Do not freely follow anyone on whom our favor does not rest. For freely following someone on whom our favor does not rest can only result in your indoctrination at their hands.

Fall not victim to superstition! We, the heirs of the French Revolution, are the Enlightened Ones! We know better than you!

Forced to be free! Hooray, DUMB-ah-crah-see!

Monday, May 08, 2017

Serfs & Wogs & Open Borders

Tax the serfs to bomb the wogs.
Tax the serfs to resettle the wogs.
Tax the serfs to provide welfare for the wogs.
Tax the serfs to compel association with the wogs.
Tax the serfs to quell the inevitable serf-wog clashes that ensue.
Tax the serfs to fund the police state necessitated by all that quelling.

"You think open borders is a big-government program? What kind of libertarian are you?!"

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Rights Violate Rights!

Isn't a right just a string of words repeated?
Isn't a string of words repeated a mere incantation?
Isn't an incantation something a priest chants?
Isn't a chanting priest a threat to your rights?
We won't know freedom until the last rights believer is strangled with the entrails of the last rights chanter. Because theories of rights violate rights! Especially when chanted!