The Amish are a Hate Group!

Blood? Check. Soil? Check. Family? Check. Tradition? Check. Christianity? Check. Community? Check. Separatism? Check.

Separatism puts it mildly. We're talking total border control! Not enforced by ICE agents, but by notoriously Spartan living standards, which serve only to preserve their racial and religious superiority. Throw in rabid anti-vaxxism, traditional farming, raw milk-trafficking, and opposition to the permanent U.S. regime to Americanize the globe via humanitarian bombing.

But wait. There's more.

Their Scriptures are written in German! That's right! The language of Schicklgruber himself!

See? I told you the Amish are a hate group.

Freedom and "Systems"

Don't talk about "capitalism" or "markets" or even "property." You'll just promote a system. Worse, you'll promote a mythology, a religion even.

Are you free or are you a slave? That's all that matters. Everybody knows what it means to be free. Everybody knows what it means to be a slave.

Every American who looks at the three-eighths of his paycheck confiscated by the government understands he is free. Every American tossed into a rape pen for smoking plants understands he owns his body. Every American who defends Truman's decision to drop atomic bombs on innocent men, women, and children understands terrorism means targeting civilians.

Just be free. Don't think or talk or write about it. You'll only ruin the moment.