Strained Parallels

"Do as we say or you'll go to hell." ~Church
"Do as we say or you'll be enslaved by the Church." ~Atheists
"Do as we say or you'll break your neck." ~Parents
"Do as we say or you'll become a nerd." ~Peers
"Do as we say or you'll succumb to autism." ~Anti-Vaxxers
"Do as we say or you'll succumb to infectious disease." Pro-Vaxxers
"Do as we say or you'll acquire no marketable employment skills." ~Universities
"Do as we say or you'll be loaded down with student loans." ~Vocational Schools


"Do as we say or you'll go to jail." ~State