Stalin Was Literally Hitler

Stalin was literally Hitler. Until Hitler invaded Poland. Then Stalin became virtually Hitler.

Virtual Hitler is milder than Literal Hitler. So Churchill and FDR forged an alliance with Stalin. Even though Stalin had also invaded Poland.

World War II was the Good War. You just have to know how to keep score.

Do Not Freely Follow Christ

Do not freely follow your own messiah.
Do not freely follow your own guru.
Do not freely follow your own pope.
Do not freely follow your own employer.
Do not freely follow your own patriarch.
Do not freely follow your own poet.
Do not freely follow your own pastor.
Do not freely follow your own artist.

Do not freely follow anyone on whom our favor does not rest. For freely following someone on whom our favor does not rest can only result in your indoctrination at their hands.

Fall not victim to superstition! We, the heirs of the French Revolution, are the Enlightened Ones! We know better than you!

Forced to be free! Hooray, DUMB-ah-crah-see!

Serfs & Wogs & Open Borders

Tax the serfs to bomb the wogs.
Tax the serfs to resettle the wogs.
Tax the serfs to feed and house the wogs.
Tax the serfs to compel association with the wogs.
Tax the serfs to quell the inevitable serf-wog clashes that ensue.
Tax the serfs to fund the police state necessitated by all that quelling.

"OMG! You're against mass immigration? What kind of libertarian objects to voluntary interactions?!"