Do Not Freely Follow Christ

Do not freely follow your own messiah.
Do not freely follow your own guru.
Do not freely follow your own pope.
Do not freely follow your own employer.
Do not freely follow your own patriarch.
Do not freely follow your own poet.
Do not freely follow your own pastor.
Do not freely follow your own artist.

Do not freely follow anyone on whom our favor does not rest. For freely following someone on whom our favor does not rest can only result in your indoctrination at their hands.

Fall not victim to superstition! We, the heirs of the French Revolution, are the Enlightened Ones! We know better than you!

Forced to be free! Hooray, DUMB-ah-crah-see!