The Amish are a Hate Group!
Blood? Check. Soil? Check. Family? Check. Tradition? Check. Christianity? Check. Community? Check. Separatism? Check.
Separatism puts it mildly. We're talking total border control! Not enforced by ICE agents, but by notoriously Spartan living standards, which serve only to preserve their racial and religious superiority. Throw in rabid anti-vaxxism, traditional farming, raw milk-trafficking, and opposition to the permanent U.S. regime to Americanize the globe via humanitarian bombing.
But wait. There's more.
Their Scriptures are written in German! That's right! The language of Schicklgruber himself!
See? I told you the Amish are a hate group.
Separatism puts it mildly. We're talking total border control! Not enforced by ICE agents, but by notoriously Spartan living standards, which serve only to preserve their racial and religious superiority. Throw in rabid anti-vaxxism, traditional farming, raw milk-trafficking, and opposition to the permanent U.S. regime to Americanize the globe via humanitarian bombing.
But wait. There's more.
Their Scriptures are written in German! That's right! The language of Schicklgruber himself!
See? I told you the Amish are a hate group.
posted by Tony at 7:41 PM
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