"An Endless Series of Hobgoblins"

The boy cried Redcoats.
The boy cried Mexicans.
The boy cried Rebels.
The boy cried Indians.
The boy cried Huns.
The boy cried Japs.
The boy cried Nazis.
The boy cried Commies.
The boy cried drug lords.
The boy cried terrorists.

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