Don't Step on Sidewalk Cracks!

Drunk on the First Amendment, crackpot on a soapbox in the park preaches. Those who step on sidewalk cracks, he says, don't break their mamas' backs. No, it's much worse than that--they go to hell!

His innovative vision of rights wins him scores of followers. They proceed scrupulously to avoid stepping on sidewalk cracks. "Goose-Stepping Cracked Ignoramuses," the wags call them.

The preacher violates his followers' rights how? Does he annoy you? Why? What do you propose to do about it? Violate his right to free speech?