Peanuts & Camels & Diderot

I've long hated peanuts. I've long hated camels. Then, in a blinding flash of Zen clarity, it hits me.

Peanuts are brown with a curved back! Camels are brown with a curved back! For all intents and purposes, peanuts are camels!

"Ah ha!" I exclaim, barely able to contain my glee. "Diderot was right! The world won't know peace until the last peanut is strangled with the entrails of the last camel!"