Hopeless Crank

Anarchist, pessimist, Latin Mass atavist; gold bug, Teutonophile, lover of the Lost Cause; decentralist, secessionist, individualist; Austro-libertarian, anti-homicidal humanitarian; Holodomor hysteric, Good War heretic; neo-Confederate, abolitionist and disaffected baseball fan--Tony Pivetta is a crank! He favors resurrecting Byzantium's Constantine V for Global Emperor. While the name of any other ruler would smell as rank, "Copronymus" strikes him as especially apt.