Orderly Transfer Payments!

"As far as I'm concerned, they could put the kibosh to all the anti-poverty programs tomorrow. The results would be immediate and salutary."

"Give me a break! Those programs help the poor, Tony!"

"For the record, I don't think they do help the poor. But even if they do, the poor are perfectly capable of stealing on their own behalf." 

"Stealing? What are you talking about? Taxes?" 

"Yes, taxes." 

"Oh, for goodness' sake. You need order!"