Blood & Soil

Adopt seven of the 10 Planks of the Communist Manifesto, nobody bats an eye. Invoke a folksy truism uttered by a Nazi eighty years ago and everybody loses his mind.

The Amish are a Hate Group

Blood? Check. Soil? Check. Family? Check. Tradition? Check. Christianity? Check. Community? Check. Separatism? Check.

Throw in anti-vaxxism, raw milk-trafficking, and opposition to the permanent regime to Americanize the globe via humanitarian bombing.

But wait. There's more.

Their Scriptures are written in German! That's right! German! The language of Schicklgruber himself!

See? I told you the Amish are a hate group.

Peanuts & Camels & Diderot

I've long hated peanuts. I've long hated camels. Then, in a blinding flash of Zen clarity, it hits me.

Peanuts are brown with a curved back! Camels are brown with a curved back! For all intents and purposes, peanuts are camels!

"Ah ha!" I exclaim, barely able to contain my glee. "Diderot was right! The world won't know peace until the last peanut is strangled with the entrails of the last camel!"

Religion is Anti-Vaxxism is Government

Religion is different than government because the church doesn't use threats. It's voluntary.

Really?

People obey the state, not because there's an armed state agent in everyone's face, but because of the threat of an armed state agent being in their face in the future if they don't obey.

People obey the church, not because the devil is in everyone's face, but because of the threat of the devil being in their face for all eternity in the future if they don't obey.

Same psychological conditioning, same tactics, same shit. All man-made dogma to control and enrich.

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Alternative Medicine is different from government because the anti-vaxxers don't use threats. It's voluntary.

Really?

People obey the state, not because there's an armed state agent in everyone's face, but because of the threat of an armed state agent being in their face in the future if they don't obey.

People obey the anti-vaxxers, not because toxic vaccine additives are in everyone's face, but because the threat of illness spawned by those additives is in their face in the future if they don't obey.

Same psychological conditioning, same tactics, same shit. All man-made dogma to control and enrich.  

Entrails & Rights

Stupid entrails-wielding Romans!

If you're romping around the place strangling some people with the entrails of other people, the world won't know peace. By definition.

The world won't know peace until the last person who claims the world won't know peace until a specific event happens is strangled with the entrails of the last person who knows the world won't know peace no matter what happens. Because in that case everybody will be dead.

The world won't know peace until the last reproductive rights activist is strangled with the entrails of the last animal rights activist. Because reproductive rights and animal rights are fake. Or reproductive rights are real and animal rights are fake. Or the other way around. Or they're both real. You decide. Let evidence and reason be your guide.

I've long wondered whether Truman dropped the bomb on Japan's most Christian city only to establish his Freemasonic street cred. The world won't know peace until the last noble abstraction-spouting politician is strangled with the entrails of the last flaky New Age cultist. 

My Definitions, My Axioms, Objective Morality

I have spun artful definitions of rights, personhood, aggression, fraud, self-defense, and property. I have cited axioms, i.e., principles that are self-evident to me. My conclusions logically follow.

See? Morality is objective and rational. You ought to behave the way reason tells you to behave. That's what it means to be nice. You want to be nice, don't you?